John Waters loves Christmas, and he wants you to know. The legendary cult-filmmaker takes to the stage with his traditional one-man monologue, extolling the virtues of everyone's favorite holiday, from offering advice on Christmas films and music to asking the important questions you've always wanted to be answered by the people's pervert, such as 'Is Santa erotic?'

Written by Alfred Uhry, Driving Miss Daisy is a thoughtful rumination on race and humanity that won the author the Pulitzer Prize in 1988. Introduced to millions by the four-time Oscar-winning movie starring Morgan Freeman and Jessica Tandy, the play follows the relationship between elderly Jewish widow Daisy Werthan and her African-American chauffeur Hoke Colburn, and how it changes as the burgeoning Civil Rights movement gains ground.